I don’t usually do these but why not? I added a few of my own questions at the bottom.
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Daycare
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
In Charlotte? Carpe Diem.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
No comment
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never danced on a bar
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
No idea.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Touring southern Spain
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
An astronaut
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Two
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
What shirt?
10. GAS PRICES
Oil companies make 10 cents per gallon. The government makes 45 cents per gallon. The government investigates the oil companies. Who investigates the government?
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
A sandy island with interesting people and intellectual things to do.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
My alarm was my son. And first thought was what he needed
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Work
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
None on at all
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
All of them. Cleaning the bathroom probably highest.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
No. I hate most of the people that show up at art galleries
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Eric Cartman
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Go out to a lounge or club
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I’m a vegan
22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
Yes.
23. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five years?
I am and yes.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Roast beef
25. What do you get every time you go into a WalMart?
I hate Wal-mart because the lights give me a headache. But its usually baby related. I avoid it when possible. But damn those prices. They suck me back in.
26. Beach or lake?
Beach
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No. But the success of marriage is economically related. The divorce rate among the upper middle class is a quarter of what it is for the poor. Marriage additionally appears to be a genetically programmed desire - given the spread of the custom over all world cultures. But so, apparently, is adultery.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Chocolate
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
The Spice Girls Movie
31. What's your drink?
A good ale
32. Cowboys or Indians?
I’m not into the village people
33. Cops or Robbers?
Two sides of the same coin
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy in a movie?
Sometimes. Especially if he’s a cartoonish cutout of evil. Just like me.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
Brad Pitt of course
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
Sawyer
37. What do you want when you are sick?
To sleep
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Teachers who thought I wouldn’t amount to anything
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
I don’t drive
42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
My first wife
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I work from home
46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
Dictators everywhere
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Chuck Palahniuk
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Kieran Chetry
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No. But I want to
50. Last book you read for real?
Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
I’ve bought some for my son
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
The bathroom.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Hollywood
54. Number of texts in a day?
0
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career
57. Pencil or pen?
Pen
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller???
Save Ferris
59. How many jobs have you had?
5 since college
60. Are you where you thought you would be at this age?
Further
61. Last CD you purchased
I don’t buy CD’s, I get most my music from Emusic or Itunes. I just bought Interpol’s Our Love to Remember. Also just got the new White Stripes and the new Spoon record. And I’ve been spinning Alt-Ctnl-Sleep.
62. How many car crashes have you been in?
Eight
63. If you don’t have kids do you want them?
I have one and want another
64. Do you have insurance?
Yes
65. Do you go to church or other religious services regularly?
No and I don’t feel guilty about it
66. Are you registered to vote?
Yes
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